I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool

All the kids tell me to just drink my stool

I just wanna go and run away, hey! Motherfucker

Motherfucker

My fucking cat died today

I think I wanna just run away

Good news, it's just a fucking cat

Just buy another one

That was a Norm Macdonald joke

I didn't steal it, I just covered it

Please don't beat me up, Norm, Norm

(Norm! No!) (Like, in cauliflower, with a fuckin' dog face.)

(Ow! No, Norm!) (People wanna throw you down a well.)

(Motherfucker) (Wonder if they wanna murder you in a well.)

Help me

I'm a fucking alien

I don't belong here

Humans are not my kind

Help me

I'm a fucking alien

What am I supposed to eat or drink

Fuck water, fuck you, fuck everything

I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool

All the kids tell me to just drink my stool

I just wanna go and run away, hey!